Is she just gonna clean my place with no top on? Is she just a stripper in a maid costume?
The website requires you to verify your age, which is hilarious because 1 not even YouPorn. Oh. I am pleased to say that they have women of various shapes, sizes, colors, and cellulite.
A few things you should know: 1 They require a credit card to schedule an appointment BUT you have to pay in cash once the maid gets to your house. Is a lie.
That part I found out when I called to confirm my appointment as the website fine-print instructed. Heidi and I took one look at her and we knew the last thing she was equipped to do was Girls in Norfolk for sex. Of course I had to ask -- for investigative purposes of course, if my topless maid would, you know, actually be cleaning.
After learning that cleaning would not be taking place, Heidi and I were totally confused. Luckily, Nikki was not -- and took charge of the situation. She turned on some tunes, grabbed a hand Swiffer, and started to dance.
Before we knew it we were grinding and dusting our way to one of the most Instagram-worthy nights of Lyon whore wendy lives. She taught us how to dust and dance at the same time so much harder than it sounds!
And did I mention her boobs were real and big and beautiful? Nicole is a comedian living and working in Los Angeles.
She is currently looking for someone to clean her apartment and her jokes since both are filthy.